Masturbation and the average asian female

When I first discovered I could pleasure myself without a lover, I was amazed by what my body could do. Maybe that's just my self absorbness, you know, the whole I love me me ME!!!! thing I had/have going on.

Flash forward about 10 years later. I found myself in the lecture hall waiting for my Pharmacology lecture to start. Being someone who was always at least a minute late for classes regardless of how hard I try not to be, I found it refreshing that I was there before the Lecturer. That was an exciting and historical moment in my life.

So not knowing the protocol of being early to class, I looked around nervously, trying to see what the other students were doing. It seemed like everyone was busy chatting away, so I decided to the same thing. At that time, sitting beside me was a fashionable young lady, whom I've known about a year. You could say we were friends (actual friends, and not acquintances that can pass for a friend). I was smiling at her, thinking of what to say to her to strike a light conversation. We started off with mundane stuff.

But to cut to the point, the conversation soon turned to what we did before we came for class that afternoon. So, me being the straightforward guy I always am, took little time to think before I blurted "I masturbated". I didn't know whether her reaction was humourous, pretentious or just plain annoying.
She said "oh, my god. You do that?"
I was kinda surprised at her reaction because the people I grew up with before I went to university, you know, NORMAL people, would just laugh it off and not PRETEND like they don't do it.

At that point, I still didn't realise what was going on, so I replied "of course I do that, I'm a 19 year old guy, I mean don't you?"

she blushed, turned away and lied that she didn't. Apparently Girls don't do that. Yes, she generalised it... GIRLS it seems don't touch themselves. Cuz you know, they just take THAT long to shower. Cuz you know, they soap themselves REALLY thoroughly.

I soon realised that she was being a pretentious asian bitch trying to lead us all to believe she doesn't know her body has nerve endings. But what ticked me off was when she turned to the row of about 7 girls behind her(none of them attractive enough to get laid, so one had to assume self gratification was the only way to orgasms) and she asked "I mean we girls don't do that right"

Me being smug, I thought she was going to get shamed when they said they do. To my horror, they violently shook their heads in protest. I was utterly speechless.

Bitches, I know you do it... and probably to some picture of a random naked dude you got off the internet. So don't lie to me. I will not feel ashamed because I love myself, I love my body, and I appreciate the beautiful things that it can give me. it's all under my congtrol. And I've had some of the best sex with myself(well under controlled circumstances, ie. nothing in my blood that shouldn't be there but that's for another post... but yeah, still thinking about THAT orgasm.. ooh)

Why so shameful? It's natural, it's fun and it's free... For god's sake there's a Britney Spears song about it. It's called "touch of my hand"

Love yourself bitches, you're no slut for doing so.

xxx